Forewarned
is Forearmed
A 20
pun salute to the human body
By Ann
Cestral de Brie
Just
recall Ma and Pa in defeat,
and your
needs you will totally meet.
“''Ere
now,” lisp some couples and sigh,
“We
can handle each next, her and I.
Love
brings good fortune;
the rest
we'll just do.”
But
throughout history, as everyone knows,
Even
Herr Du, I suppose,
When
harm seems to threaten ahead,
Waste
not this advice of the dead:
Four
heads are better than two.
Found
all 20 puns? No? OK, here it is with them spelled out...
Forewarned
is Four Armed
By
Ancestral Debris
Chest
recall Ma and Pa in de'feet,
and your
knee'ds you will toe'tally meet.
“Ear
now,” lisp thumb couples, and thigh,
“We
can hand'le each neck'st, her and eye.
Love
brings good for'chin;
the
wrist we'll just do.”
But
throat history, as everyone nose,
Even
Hair Du, I suppose,
When
h'arm seems to threaten a'head,
waist
not this advice of the dead:
Foreheads
are better than two.
