Passive
phases
If
priests can be de-frocked,
then
drunks may die de-livered.
If
a fleeing con is caught,
he
will surely be de-filed.
Hef's
bunnies end de-tailed,
old
fishermen de-baited,
bad
teachers are de-graded,
a
cowpoke is de-ranged.
Fat
models are de-posed,
Lobbyists
de-ployed.
A
book that's in a landfill
may
soon be de-composed.
Bankers
get de-valued,
your
horoscope de-signed.
A
wimple when it's sat on,
makes
a sister feel de-pressed.
If
a voiceless pig's dis-gruntled,
then
a pug can be de-barked.
Was
the purloined note de-sended?
Is
a trans gal now de-manded?
Don't
you wish this was de-pended?
