If priests can be de-frocked, then
drunks may die de-livered,
and if prisoners are caught,
they will surely be de-filed.
Retired Playboy bunnies are de-tailed,
old fishermen de-baited,
Card sharks may be de-ployed,
fortune tellers de-signed,
and drycleaners de-pressed.
If pigs lose their voices, they surely are dis-gruntled
Is a transgender gal de-manded?