Passive Phrases

If priests can be de-frocked, then
drunks may die de-livered,
and if prisoners are caught,
they will surely be de-filed.

Retired Playboy bunnies are de-tailed,
old fishermen de-baited,
teachers de-graded,
cowboys de-ranged,
models de-posed.

Card sharks may be de-ployed,
or de-deuced,
bankers de-valued,
fortune tellers de-signed,
and drycleaners de-pressed.

If pigs lose their voices, they surely are dis-gruntled
Is a transgender gal de-manded?